check out this pineapple pillow from linens ‘n things. are you kidding me? kudos to the photographer for taking the picture with that big seam up front and center. and i quote:
This LNT Home Pineapple Pillow makes a great conversation piece for use with any décor.
ANY décor? really??
kara: who would want this
andrew: wtf, indeed i do not know
andrew: you are what you…sleep on?
kara: ha prickly and…uh
kara: sounds sort of like falafel
andrew: not sure where the L comes from, but i think we have a winner
andrew: “honey, can you pass me my plapple?” response:
andrew: “get your own” or rather “get your own plapple”
kara: plapple should be the new word for the confused noise one makes when confronted with a questionable design choice
andrew: i like your idea
andrew: slight head-cocking should accompany
kara: she has plastic flamingoes in her yard! oh man, talk about a plapple!
kara: straight woman: what do you think of this zebra print hat with a REAL zebra head on the top? isn’t it SO lion king mid 90s?
kara: gay male friend: oh HONEY no…plapple city! [insert stereotypical loose-wristed hand flip here]
andrew: wow lol plapple city
andrew: like circuit city but with more plapple
andrew: “plapple.com” is available.