spammers: fuck off | January 21, 2004 @ 10:47 AM
here is my first spam! aww...isn't it cute? for the record if you look up that 'person' all the links go to dumb penis-related sites. uh yeah...i'm a GIRL. and probably no one who reads my site suffers from erectile dysfunction since about 90%...are GIRLS (even though mostly boys post comments. ahem. AHEM!! LADIES). so try making your random blanket postings a little less random, and maybe try making your comments make sense so they don't look so suspicious. again, for emphasis: fuck off.
kara on 01/21/2004 @ 11:13 AM:
nice try eric. i am leaving your fake-o email and 'colon hydrotherapy' link because they are funny and i want to know how they will react when they are inundated with emails about maury.
kara on 01/31/2004 @ 1:48 AM:
ok, yes i do realize that the spammer was probably a bot and not a real person. this knowledge, however, does not make my disgust any less real or the public belittling of the spammer any less satisfying. note the new comments guidelines below.

Forrest Rain on 01/21/2004 @ 11:09 AM:
Can you get me Maury Povich's Phone Number? I want to ask him where he gets his toupees. ;)