Hyperbolation.com

spammers: fuck off | January 21, 2004 @ 10:47 AM

here is my first spam! aww...isn't it cute? for the record if you look up that 'person' all the links go to dumb penis-related sites. uh yeah...i'm a GIRL. and probably no one who reads my site suffers from erectile dysfunction since about 90%...are GIRLS (even though mostly boys post comments. ahem. AHEM!! LADIES). so try making your random blanket postings a little less random, and maybe try making your comments make sense so they don't look so suspicious. again, for emphasis: fuck off.

Forrest Rain on 01/21/2004 @ 11:09 AM:

Can you get me Maury Povich's Phone Number? I want to ask him where he gets his toupees. ;)

kara on 01/21/2004 @ 11:13 AM:

nice try eric. i am leaving your fake-o email and 'colon hydrotherapy' link because they are funny and i want to know how they will react when they are inundated with emails about maury.

kara on 01/31/2004 @ 1:48 AM:

ok, yes i do realize that the spammer was probably a bot and not a real person. this knowledge, however, does not make my disgust any less real or the public belittling of the spammer any less satisfying. note the new comments guidelines below.