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unclean!!! | March 9, 2005 @ 7:57 PM

eric: can you hear? [covers ear with hand]
kara: yes.
eric: can you hear? [presses harder]
kara: yes.
eric: can you hear the tv?
kara: yes. my other ear isn't blocked.
eric: how about now? [sticks finger in ear]
kara: ew! gross! don't stick your finger in my ear!
[struggle ensues]
kara: no! get away!
eric: what's wrong? is my finger diseased now that it's been in your ear?
[menaces with finger]
kara: no, but...ew! stop! don't...touch...! unclean! unclean!!
eric: i washed it!
kara: what? your finger??
eric: my whole hand!...BOTH of them!

huh. this isn't as funny written out. guess you had to be there. sorry. i'm lame.

pixalwarrior on 03/09/2005 @ 9:45 PM:

I thought I was the strange one

meghan on 03/10/2005 @ 8:43 PM:

that whole scene sounds exactly like what happens in our apartment every night between me and josh. you have my sympathy