“Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.”* | January 18, 2006 @ 2:38 PM
travis: how long has it been since you had real chocolate?
antonio: well...i haven't had milk knowingly for...five years
travis: i don't know what i'd do if i couldn't have milk! i love it! i eat milk and pizza at the same time!
kara: ewwwwww
antonio: it's not natural! it's just...wrong!
travis: what do you mean?
antonio: milk is meant to take a calf to a cow in a few weeks. we're the only species that drinks another animal's milk! it's wrong!
[skeptical noises from everyone else]
antonio: serious! look, you don't see koalas running up to gorillas and sucking on their gorilla teats!
prince throws in his two cents: animal kingdom (first verse)
(*quote from arnold schwarzenegger)