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jumper | June 14, 2008 @ 11:44 PM

worst. movie. ever. which is really disappointing because the trailer looked so awesome. i wanted to like it - i was so excited when it came out. but - ugh. i mean, the action sequences were really cool - but the script was so terrible. bizarrely awkward first to second act transition. tacked on voice over during the first scenes. AWFUL third act. like - i can't even describe how terrible it was. plus, the thing felt so interminably long and it was...only 88 minutes. and the acting - i had no idea rachel bilson was such a terrible actress. although the script was so crappy, i'd probably just cash it in too. how did this thing get made?? god. at least 'manos: hands of fate' was funny.