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oof.

all you can eat buffet at mt. everest. we walk in. it's pat's first time at this particular indian restaurant. all pat can say in a slightly confused voice is..."hey, it kinda smells like curry in here."...

oh great

walking to the el it wasn't raining. when i got on the el it wasn't raining. when i got off the el it was pouring and i had 5 blocks to walk in my white tshirt and no umbrella because...

muffy?

if you have to make up names, at least come up with normal ones. i mean, every name doesn't have to be exciting and eclectic. try 'scott jones' or 'karen simpson.' don't use crazy names that sound like circus people....

can't...do...it...

office is going to summer hours - starting at 9am instead of 10am. it's killing me. i was just getting into the work-every-day pattern, and now a proverbial monkey wrench has been thrown. plus i have to get used to...

with only my nerdiness to comfort me...

my plan to get more sleep has failed. i was up half the night with a stomach ache somewhere between "i want to throw up" and "why does it feel like someone is reaching under my ribcage and squeezing my...

i forgot...

i forgot - tuesday a ton of terrible things happened electrical storms knock out all of our web service's customers except for us. until they fix all of those, then we have no outside net access. jon's computer freezes, erasing...

mmm...bacon...

kara: i'm sorry, did you say "bacon?" andrew: yes, "bacon." as in the breakfast meat. ...

oh you tease

kara: kate? kate: hold on, i'm kinda in my underwear. mike: I'M completely naked! kara: really? mike: ...no. kara: [shaking fist ala cartoon villain] don't toy with me!! ...

yay!

today at work all i've been doing is html, and it's been the best day ever!! perhaps (nerd) i should take a step back and examine (nerd) why this is so much (nerd) fun to me (nerd)....

the Dark Ages

jeff: here's the link to macromedia! download the plugin for godsake! jim: join the rest of the free world! ...

mmm...css....

this has been the coolest week ever. i've been doing html, editing mt templates and css, using TERMINAL (of course i didn't really get what i was doing with terminal...but still i used it like FIVE times!)...this is the most...

what a bunch of bullshit

went to the d____ street fish market* specifically to get the only item i ever order from that restaurant: the blackened chicken sandwich. and: they're OUT OF CHICKEN. wtf. how are you out of chicken? that's like being out of...

not until you clean your plate...

ozzie: W___ is on my plate but at the same time it's been pushed to the side like veggies until C__ is through. ...

adobe's newest addition

earl: [gesturing towards jon's handwritten notes] what typeface are these numbers? i like it. jon: ballpoint - new cutting-edge technology. ...

LOL

oh my......