...did you say beanbag?
mike: so someone comes up to him at a party and asks him about his name...and this guy like [siiiiiigh] gives an audible sigh. come on, you've gotta know that if you legally change your name to "beanbag america"...
August 4, 2003 @ 9:38 PM | 7 comments | 0 trackbacks
you won't even notice i'm there...
pat: hello, steve? well, i was thinking i'm really tired and i want to get some sleep before this thing tonight so can i come over and like take a nap?....well i know but....i know, but i could sleep...
August 8, 2003 @ 4:54 PM | 1 comments | 0 trackbacks
poop.
what a shit week. let's hope it gets better when the rents bring my new bed tomorrow after over a month without one. or when i get to go home this weekend and see my kitty. probably won't be that...
August 12, 2003 @ 10:52 PM | 0 comments | 0 trackbacks
leisure suit larry
eric: and they way they tested you to see if you were an adult was this multiple choice test with all of these in-jokes about Jimmy Carter eric: i mean, i guess that's a good way to do it...
August 13, 2003 @ 12:17 AM | 0 comments | 0 trackbacks
squashed
the new office is cool except for the fact that a pipe on the ceiling is held up with some telephone wire that's been tied around it and a bracket that is bolted into the ceiling next to a bunch...
August 20, 2003 @ 5:38 PM | 0 comments | 0 trackbacks
this is chicago, come ON
why can't the merchandise mart have a big cool food court? why is it all suburbia? i mean, i really like arby's and sbarro but....it's the merchandise mart. shouldn't they be setting some sort of standard?...
August 22, 2003 @ 12:11 AM | 0 comments | 0 trackbacks
bottled at the source...
in wisconsin i saw a billboard advertising "Outhouse Spring" bottled water. first of all, i have no idea why you would name your company this. much less if you're a water company. but it gets weirder: the billboard i saw...
August 27, 2003 @ 10:11 AM | 0 comments | 0 trackbacks
the big 2-2
what do i want for my birthday (sept 4)? well, i'm glad you asked. in an effort to keep my family from complaining and to get my parents to buy stuff i want instead of just giving me money and...