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oh no ohio/i can hardly wait to say goodbye-oh

you must check out the adventures of seinfeld & superman, however the best part is definately the sing-along to the title song from the hit broadway musical, 'oh yes wyoming.'...

good clean family fun?

...wtf? please tell me this has been photoshopped ...

lyrics: let's fighting love

Subarashii chinchin mono Kintama no kame aru Sore no oto sarubobo Iie! Ninja ga imasu Hey hey let's go kenka suru Taisetsu na mono protect my balls! Boku ga warui so let's fighting... Let's fighting love! Let's fighting love! Kono...

i lament

i know this site has been farked and slashed to death, but still, check out this comic from the penny arcade remix project. it is my favorite so far....

tuk under thurnb

courtesy of cult of the dead cow, the lineage and development of the modern chopsticks wrapper as told by dildog. things of note: impressive character pictures and a nice little flowchart. is there a word for those character pictures?...

jon puts us all to shame

sometimes you're just floating along, thinking everything is ok, you know, you're just trying to maintain...then someone drops a bomb on you and you realize that you're totally wasting your time and that essentially, you suck. such a time was...

hmm...those look like real tires

check out the lego volvo that appeared at the ny auto show!...

bodice ripping & 17th century commerce minutae

today i received the copy of 'the confusion' that i bought for eric and i can't wait to finish 'cryptonomicon' so i can move on to 'quicksilver.' though i do have to admit i'm really in love with 'cryptonomicon' and...

lyrics: i've got something in my front pocket for you

I've got something in my front pocket for you Why don't you reach down in my pocket and see what it is Then grab onto it, it's just for you Give a little squeeze and say, "How do you do?"...

page 23

greg storey at airbag commanded and i obeyed: grab the nearest book open the book to page 23 find the fifth sentence post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions. ...

i did...nothing!

well, almost nothing. i laid around a lot and watched sex & the city and band of brothers. i ran a ton of errands while i had command of eric's car. saturday night i hung out with my high school...

who? me??

engadget calls our attention to the stealth surfer, a usb device that will allow you to hide your web surfing activities...and get this - take the evidence with you. now horny teenagers everywhere will be delightedly burning these little guys...

i am...fully...functional

fark is running a star trek novel photoshop contest - here is my favorite so far: data's first time? ...

adobe can't reach iraq...

despite adobe's continuous attempts to erase the word 'photoshopped' from the lexicon, even the kids in iraq are tossing it about. - make your own sign thanks to mike at poofle.com for the link....

open up and say...

rolling hills sno-globe or creepy fish mouth?...

moving weekend + anniversary

this weekend i helped eric paint his new room. it was awesome except that the last 5 people that painted didn't bother to tape off the moulding, so when i pulled my carefully placed tape off (after i had scored...

leela is hot, no?

i love futurama. i know you all love futurama too. so check out the turanga pages, a um, tribute (?) to our favorite cyclops (and amy too). pat, i know you'll love this site. ;)...

the punisher: great movie, awesome website

Overview 'the punisher' was awesome. not in an iconic masterpiece sort of way, but in a popcorn michael bay sort of way. ok, not as good as michael bay, but it was fun and surprisingly funny at times, with some...