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moving was long

on wednesday i moved all of my stuff from the old apartment to the new one. jon and eric helped with the couch then mom, dad and i were on our own for everything else. we had my parents' pickup...

cat bar usb drive

hahahahaha oh come on....

4th of july weekend

this weekend i unpacked more stuff like my dvd player and computer. still no cable, still no internet, still no bookcases set up (so boxes of dvds and books are everywhere), but otherwise things are sort of falling into place....

hey, leave comments & the rest is coming, ok?

if no one reads this besides a handful of my friends and coworkers, that's cool. but hey, i like comments! leave me comments! you don't have ANYTHING to say about abraham lincoln or maybe vin diesel? i know you do....

comcast is my bitch, at least for the next 12 months

after much phone wankery, the comcast rep finally offered me basic analog cable plus cable internet for 12 months at $34.99 a month. that's right. you heard me. this, after the original quote was something like $90 a month after...

the chronicles of riddick

Overview the chronicles of riddick was pretty cool. it was a great looking film, which is what originally made me sit up and pay attention when i first saw the trailer. david twohy and the wheats have created what seems...

spiderman 2

bonus: 'spiderman: the peril of doc ock' in legos! Overview amazing. so fucking cool. unbelievably awesome. see it immediately. for once, the critics are right...the second is so much better than the first. which is not to say, of course,...

t & a and maybe some c + reading is fun + wireless!

if you don't already read eric's site, i direct your attention to the recent flurry of comments over girls/guys gone wild/mild. this and eric's declaration of superhero amore has resulted in a lot (read: more than 2 comments) of interesting...

3d porn/rod stewart does the arm thing and sting fakes out bryan adams

this weekend eric was out of town so i seized the opportunity to hang out with some friends from back in the day that live in chicago. friday i organized my past bills and filed them. unfortunately the new filing...

why are bike messengers so hot?

when i got off the train today, there was the hottest bike messenger i've ever seen sitting at those tables near the food court. he was blond (usually i don't go for blond guys!) and tall and thin and looked...

like some weird x-rated sci-fi fantasy

bounce on bosoms to win a prize at bikini bounce...

if i get a raise shouldn't that make me happy?

when i started working full-time there were the requisite salary negotiations. where i work, "reviews" only happen once a year, therefore raises only happen once a year. i, and probably everyone else, have consistently gotten the shaft in terms of...

fran's birthday, meghan in dollywood?

saturday was fran's birthday, so i went over for some awesome food and bennison's cake. holly came into town! so did robyn! it was cool to see everyone. holly has been working out and looks awesome. also her hair is...

plapple

check out this pineapple pillow from linens 'n things. are you kidding me? kudos to the photographer for taking the picture with that big seam up front and center. and i quote: This LNT Home Pineapple Pillow makes a...

woo hoo! new tv!

...with component inputs! and a flat tube! yay!...

photogallery: suck it

trying to get my photo gallery up, but running into some snags - namely, what to do about conflicting aspect ratios. i had it all automated with a moveable type plugin, but i'm not happy with some of the functionality...

6 flags, xbox

after months of should haves, could haves and maybes, eric and i finally hit up 6 flags on saturday! it was a great day to go, not very hot at all, and the park wasn't too crowded. we got fast...

a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

behold, the most perfectly formed ejecta pattern ever. this reminds me of something (all too easy)...what (blast 'em!) could (nerf herder) it (rebel scum) be (that's no moon, it's a space station!)?...