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phpinfo(); - hello?

i'm not saying i except tech support people to be gods. i don't expect them to know everything about everything. but when i go to a tech support guy at a hosting company with a question, the last thing i...

1001 = 9

i just noticed that i've hit 1001 photos posted to flickr. for those of you that aren't quite as hopeless as me, let me point out that 1001 is all ones and zeros. it's binary. converted to the decimal system...

see, it's a serious movie! ...oh wait.

'point break' comes on right after csi and the opening credits begin: [waves crash on a beach] eric: hey, this movie starts just like 'american history x'! [cut to guy surfing] eric: well...not now. but it would be great if...

is it possible to molest a cat?

via one of my new favorite blogs, drawn!, i came across a guy by the name of steve wolfhard. he's an animator/illustrator/cartoonist/drawer/whatever and he has some excellent sketches. he also has a weblog, and this one entry was so funny...

he swings both ways

eric: oh man, what's andy dick doing on [the teen choice awards]? they shouldn't let him near those kids. he'll be pickin' up on the girls. ...or boys! ...or both!! kara: ...is he gay? eric: i...i think he's a...

letterpress workshop weekend

view workshop photos. the first weekend of august i was in two rivers, WI for the letterpress workshop taught by david wolske. in contrast to the first workshop i attended in may, which was more of a dive-in-and-print-throwing-caution-to-the-wind sort of...

quo vadimus

i finished the 'his dark materials' trilogy last night, and it was AWESOME. it was so so good. i wish they wouldn't make it into a movie though, because i can't see how they can do so without compromising in...

let us give thanks to his noodly appendage

i think this is a religion we can all get behind. behold, flying spaghetti monsterism. i know i'll be praying to His Mighty Meatera tonight. this is a pretty good example of how a wikipedia can be used for...

crotchety huffer, party of one

today both qwantz and diesel sweeties really hit home. i also enjoy the scent of sharpies (and gasoline...and paint...and especially hardware/home improvement stores). and, i'm also finding myself more and more outraged by the price of clothes and food. remember...

they are both so hungry

eric gave me a link to this cool comic strip generator. you can see what others have created too. if you decide to make one, post a link to your strip in the comments! my full size strip...

it sneaks up on you

my birthday is in less than two weeks. how can this be? why is it that when you're little you anticipate birthdays months in advance and now it's like - my birthday? already? i have no idea what to do...

happy and free: illustration and green products

the little girl in this illustration is how i imagine myself sometimes. this is a japanese language textbook cover, illustrated by taro miura. [courtesy drawn!] check out treehugger, a site where you can find links to all kinds of...

griffin & sabine

tonight i read the griffin & sabine trilogy straight through. it was breathtaking. the artwork is amazing and so detailed - even the handwriting is exquisite. the story is compelling and engrossing, told via their postcards and letters to...

photos up on STA website

andy wrote a great piece for STA's website about the spring workshop at hamilton. there is a great photo gallery attached to the article where you can see the group's prints and a lot of photographs from the weekend, some...

they don't mix

it's allergy season. that means a lot of sneezing, watery eyes and every mucous membrane above my neck is on fire - itchy. as. hell. my eyes, my nose, the roof of my mouth, the back of my throat,...