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silent comedy classics

last night meghan and i went to the orpheum to see the last offering in the la conservancy's last remaining seats series. they showed pay day, get out and get under and the navigator with live accompaniment on the theatre's...

julian mcmahon

...at zuma beach (towards point dume). maria, clayton, clayton's sister sue and i went to the beach today and he and a group of people had set up camp just a few feet away. he wore a blue square leg...

so this is why people hate the dentist*

it all started innocently enough. hey we should replace this crown right away. ok let's do this other little filling while we're at it. whoops your mouth is too small to fit our ginormo nasa probe camera thing all the...

crying my nerd tears

dammit....

i have a lot of scotch

i should maybe think about drinkin' it....

housewarming, 'hellboy II', 5k, beach

this past weekend: cameron and i threw our housewarming party on friday. it was pirate themed. lesson learned: when you have two functioning eyes, an eyepatch is not a good idea. i couldn't find my mouth with my glass and...

the orpheum

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the dark knight / best day ever, so far

'the dark knight' was incredible. i loved it. i got teary. multiple times. the bat-cycle thing? (it must have a different name because 'bat-cycle' sounds horribly lame) it was so cool. aaron eckhart was great, morgan freeman put it over...

chicago weekend

friday night i went to irazu with mark, eric, cecile and lindsay. afterwards we went to the violet hour where jon met up with us. then we went to rainbo and closed it, hit up flash taco and sat...

watchmen comic to trailer comparison

just what i've been looking for since i saw the trailer, bleary eyed and slightly jet lagged, at 9am at navy pier: comparison here....

someone is either terrible at loglines or is having a bit of fun

the on-screen summary of 'about a boy': An irresponsible playboy becomes emotionally attached to a woman's 12 year old son. well...yes, but...*sigh*...

periodic table of awesoments

thank god bacon is in the number one spot or i would've had to discount the whole thing....

polonius is no longer online

hamlet (facebook news feed edition) on mcsweeney's....