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lotr!

so last night we watched lotr: the two towers at our apartment. a bootleg of course. it was pretty decent...lots of artifacting and funky sound, but still all the hotness you can handle....or can you? oh, there was also a...

i'll do that later...

ah, procrastination. i am the master. so far i've watched charlie's angels (+special features), downloaded pics of elijah wood, checked my email about 35 times and balanced my checkbook. yep, those papers are just writing themselves. i have this weird...

speshul

today is my special day! well, one of them anyway. today is the 21st anniversary of the day i came to america. i celebrated with japanese pan noodles from noodles & company and "the recruit." mmm...colin farrell. oh yes. the...

oh god, i'm lame

i can't help but notice that i've mentioned the lord of the rings at least one in my last four posts. you might ask yourself, is lord of the rings all that this kid watches? and the answer would be...yes....

if it's not one thing...

so board games at kate's was super fun. i kicked ass at scattergories and then eric kicked ass at trivial pursuit. going home was overwhelmingly wonderful and i didn't want to come back. for my mini-welcome home dinner my mom...

i heart you

happy valentine's day! this morning the roommates and i went to see daredevil. it was lots of fun and ben affleck and jennifer garner were totally hot, but it was pretty short (1.5 hrs) and the dialogue was a little...

i will never have an affair

i skipped class today and watched 'unfaithful' with meghan. i will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever have an affair. if i didn't already know it, this movie convinced me. yikes. so i finished reading 'the fellowship of the ring'...

new slogans

yay! eric just showed me how to fix my html so i don't have to save the long way. hooray! meghan, eric, jon & i went to see 'old school' tonight. it was fucking amazing (just for you eric, just...

bear with me

dude, 'spider' is a creepy movie. really creepy. any movie where the lead actor who is getting paid mad bank (i'm hip....i'm with it....) and only has 3 comprehensible lines has to be weird. but it was a good weird....

i'm going home!

today i go home for the weekend! dad's picking me up in about half an hour. then it's good food and my piano all weekend. good thing i'm going home because so far this weekend looks pretty crappy weather-wise. it's...

my bum hurts

if you couldn't tell, the first couple weeks of class have been really busy. my schedule is going to kick my ass. good news: anal/perf is going well and everyone seemed to really like my personal narrative performance. today kate,...

and then there was one

'identity' was, indeed scary, but between mike and my theories, we pretty much had the movie figured out by the halfway mark. tonight we're going to see 'x2' and i am SO EXCITED!!!! everyone says how awesome it is, and...

jim, am i going to die?

mike and eric, those lucky bastartds, are on their way to l.a. for e3 to try out video games and have fun and merriment in the land of sun and parties and earthquakes and landslides and flash floods and plastic...

bruuuuuce

saw a sneak preview of 'bruce almighty' last night - funny stuff! oh my goodness, amazing...

the red pill

man, it's close-readings of films that make me happy to be a film major. check out this guy's take on 'the Matrix'...

so so close

ok, so obviously i've been extremely busy in the past month, and specifically the past week. i'm busy onlining 'the caseys' and finishing up classes. graduation is in less than 3 weeks and my last final ever is tomorrow. after...

sleeping pills + antidepressants + alcohol + cigarettes...and also maybe some cocaine

saw 'anything else' tonight, the new woody allen film with jason biggs and christina ricci. it was...awesome. the most impressive part was that jason biggs played the woody allen character SO WELL. eerie. also it made me feel better about...

zzzzzzzzzz

head hurts....sleepy....want to go to bed....argh. btw - thanksgiving was great, had a great time and ate some awesome food that i didn't have to pay for. ahh yes. i've seen master and commander. twice. was even better the second...

triplets of belleville

'the triplets of belleville' is awesome! i've not seen anything like it - completely unusual and beautiful animation, hardly any dialogue, great characters! highly recommended - this is definitely an adult movie though, there are some crazy bared boobs in...

7 levels of the candy cane forest

last night i went to the brew & view with eric, jon, pat & jessica (2 high school friends) and their friend tony. saw elf and bad santa. it was the perfect balance of innocent fun (mr. narwhal!) and down-and-dirty...

i love you michel gondry

i am maybe in love with this steriogram video directed by michel gondry (who else?). my favorite part is the giant hand....

the punisher: great movie, awesome website

Overview 'the punisher' was awesome. not in an iconic masterpiece sort of way, but in a popcorn michael bay sort of way. ok, not as good as michael bay, but it was fun and surprisingly funny at times, with some...

kill bill: vol. 2

Overview better than the first volume, but slower. less blood bath and more character development....

van helsing

Overview 'van helsing' is...awesome. but then again, this is my favorite type of movie - lots of action, great special effects, fun characters, great cinematography and editing. the plot is quite clever with a few surprises and exactly what one...

casshern - hoping for good subtitles!

i think i may have mentioned this film before, but i really want to see casshern. it looks like one of the most beautiful films ever made (not that my stitched together and badly artifacted image really shows that)...and...

casshern

Overview 'casshern' is a highly stylized action drama that has some not-so-subtle messages about war, pollution, samaritanism. Beautiful cinematography and decent fx give 'casshern' an incredibly distinct look (film grain like tennis balls, blacks to make you rethink other blacks,...

mean girls

Overview this movie was SO much better than i thought it would be. it was hilarious and had (awww!) a nice lesson to be learned. i laughed through the whole thing and left wanting to be a better person and...

"awesome"

i use that adjective a lot. a LOT. sorry....

the day after tomorrow

Overview again, the day after tomorrow was better than i anticipated. it is not really an action movie, more of a...scientific thriller? is that a new genre? the special effects were neat, and i definitely felt a sort of panic...

coffee and cigarettes

Overview jim jarmusch's latest, coffee and cigarettes, is a fun and lighthearted movie depicting several vignettes of people interacting over coffee (or tea) and cigarettes. very refreshing, especially amidst the heavy subjects, visuals and long running times of most of...

harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban

Overview 'azkaban' is by far the best harry potter film yet. it is visually striking, well acted and well told, especially considering how much had to be left out or condensed....

the chronicles of riddick

Overview the chronicles of riddick was pretty cool. it was a great looking film, which is what originally made me sit up and pay attention when i first saw the trailer. david twohy and the wheats have created what seems...

spiderman 2

bonus: 'spiderman: the peril of doc ock' in legos! Overview amazing. so fucking cool. unbelievably awesome. see it immediately. for once, the critics are right...the second is so much better than the first. which is not to say, of course,...

eric's birthday, mom & dad here

friday was eric's birthday party - there was much bowling and merrymaking. the birthday boy passed out early but i think everyone had a good time that night (at eric's anyway). saturday eric and i saw 'the grudge' which wasn't...

he finally saw...

'reservoir dogs.' last week during lunch we watched it. hopefully soon we can cross some more off the list. i cringe whenever i look at that. update: we watched 'crimson tide' the other night, so now eric will understand what...

'ray' & halloween

this weekend was a veritable orgy of audio-visual stimulation. friday night eric and i hit city north and saw 'ray' - the ray charles biopic starring jamie "oscar shoo-in" foxx. the movie was incredibly good and touching and i could...

amsterdam/london in brief

the trip was awesome, but exhausting. we walked everywhere and all day for a week and a half. when we first got to amsterdam there was a mishap with some boiling+ temp water and my hand and fingers were burned....

the machinist

saturday eric and i drove up to evanston to see 'sideways' but it was sold out. we got tickets instead for 'national treasure' but it was also sold out so when we got in there no seats could be found....

sideways

finally made it to 'sideways' last night and it was great - funny and sad and sort of hopeful. the main character drives the same car as eric and there was another one in the background of a restaurant scene...

3rd place, random bits

trivial pursuit in blue grass was great - my dad's side of the family goes every month and this time we had enough people for 2 tables. we split into two groups: those aged 25 and under (my cousins, me,...

sin city

saw the midnight screening of sin city last night in evanston. it was pretty cool - it looked amazing. i didn't expect it to be a series of individual stories and i was surprised by how bizarrely violent it was,...

movie update

over the weekend i saw two movies, "march of the penguins" and "me and you and everyone we know." both were great. "march of the penguins" follows a group of emperor pengins for a year of their life. it focuses...

ben & sara are in town!

this weekend ben and sara are in chicago for a baptism and they're crashing at my place. they had yesterday to hang out so sara when downtown to visit some of her old co-workers and ben and i drove up...

'wedding crashers'

'wedding crashers' is the funniest movie i've seen since 'old school.' you must see it. plus, you can see christopher walken being rather un-walken for a change. any rachel mcadams fans out there? she does a good job as the...

'murderball' and a picnic

random updates since i haven't written in a week: i saw 'murderball' last night and it definitely lived up to my expectations. the guys they profiled were really interesting and they found a lot of good dramatic arcs to fill...

serenity

oh my sweet god, amidst all of the poster-making excitement here at work, i almost forgot to mention this - 'serenity' is opening this weekend. how excited am i? SO EXCITED. if i can hold off seeing the movie for...

MirrorMask

tonight i saw the neil gaiman-penned 'mirrormask' and it was...AMAZING. and i don't mean it was good or cool or gee-whiz, you should see it - it was The Most Breathtakingly Original Movie I Have Ever Seen. i've seen a...

first contact: 10, nemesis: didn't even show up to the fight

just finished watching the director's commentary for star trek: first contact. man, that movie is SO good. The Best Star Trek Movie, in my opinion. oh, there's wrath of khan and everything, but the fact of the matter is first...

thanksgiving weekend

the trip home was good, as usual. thanksgiving lunch/dinner was awesome and i played euchre and double-deck euchre with my aunts, grandma and cousin allllll afternoon which was FANTASTIC. food, glorious food my aunt pat, who much like myself does...

what? just me?

during 'king kong' last night (which was awesome), carl denham says to ann darrow, 'i'm someone you can trust. i'm a movie producer.' i immediately and completely involuntarily 'HA!!'-ed, putting the full force of my diaphragm behind the guffaw. it...

underworld: evolution

just got home from a preview screening of 'underworld: evolution' with cecile, jon, kat and charlie. it was good - not great, but definitely entertaining. things that weren't so great: constant exposition. constant. unnecessary flashbacks, or where flashbacks were reasonable,...

2 movies & ...so which one was the poppee again?

last night charlie and i hit a double feature in evanston - '16 blocks', the new bruce willis/mos def thriller and 'night watch', the incredibly popular and incredibly awesomely-subtitled russian fantasy/horror movie. both were pretty good and i'm excited to...

dyeing the river green

today i met lindsay at southport grocery and cafe for breakfast. it was fantastic! i had the house-made cereal, "our own crunchy chai spice bran & corn flakes laced with rice-nut clusters & a side of fresh fruit with vanilla...

haircut, ice age, mom, lakefill, sopranos

this weekend my mom was in town to drop my cousin off at the airport. after i got a haircut she picked me up and we ate at costello's and saw 'ice age: the meltdown' at the davis theater. we...

brick

i saw brick last night with charlie and travis and it was AWESOME. it's a noir set in high school about a guy (joseph gordon-levitt) who decides to find out what happened to his ex-girlfriend, who suddenly disappears. the music...

silent hill

on friday silent hill opens and i've been breathlessly counting the days since i first saw the trailer. in preparation, antonio has set out to beat the video game 'silent hill 3', which is not the game the movie is...

x-men 3! gang bangers!

saw x-men 3 tonight with nako and jyl - it was great! i suspect that brett ratner is responsible for the added schmaltz, but the action was fantastic and overall the story was pretty good. lots of fighting and different...

weekend: intonation et al

this weekend i was pretty much only home to sleep - i'll have to catch up tonight :) friday charlie and i saw the fast and the furious 3: tokyo drift (which apparently was given three stars by roger ebert)...

oh my effing god

pirates of the caribbean 2: longest movie ever. ...fun though. ...

if i could marry a fictional character, i'd be set

last night matt and i saw 'raiders of the lost ark' at the music box. 'raiders' is one of my favorite movies and was a big part of my childhood. it was one of the few movies my dad and...

the past week

...has been oddly busy. i somehow managed to go every day the past week with just enough sleep to be functional. barely. did a lot of fun stuff, but just didn't get the 10 hours a night i need. ...i'm...

film nerdery in a dinosaur comic

there's a whole comic about the theory of 'male gaze' over at qwantz. takes me back to mass media with everyone's favorite, most quotable, visiting gay film prof at NU. "remember, it's 'gaze' not 'gays'." uh...yeah. we got it, thanks....

noooooo tortoise!

for the love of god, do NOT watch 'cannibal ferox' if you don't want to see a slew of adorable animals horribly killed and eaten. antonio and i were freaking traumatized after watching that movie. oh, and if you have...

grindhouse

...WAS FUCKING AMAZING!!!! go see this! do it! do it!! i haven't had such a good time at a movie since 'the prestige'!...

beauty kit (for little girls)

check out this incredibly awesome/sick/true video for a 'beauty kit'. mirrored here to prevent de-link-izing....

ratatouille!

update: check out the video cooking for ratatouille for a little insight into how/why the food in this movie looks sooo good. tonight cecile and i saw pixar's 'ratatouille' and it. was. fantastic. it was hands down the best movie...

observatory, burlesque, beach

thursday clayton and i drove to sherman oaks and walked around the mall - maria was working there that day so we stopped to see her too. afterwards we went to meghan and josh's and played the wii. thursday night,...

this is what i do, darlin'

so guess what was released today? the serenity collector's edition. guess what i bought today? correct. and guess who came over so we could watch all the new special features? that would be pat. god we're nerds....

'once'

this movie was so good i had goosebumps the whole time and had to buy the soundtrack immediately after. go see this. ...

piano, 'american gangster'

the piano is gorgeous. the end. maria pointed out that i need to buy a cover for it or something so it stays pretty. thanks again, mom & dad and grandma for the awesomest christmas present ever!! maria, clayton and...

afi's 100 years 100 movies (1998)

posted on my tumblelog - what i've seen, what i need to see....

what if saul bass did the titles for star wars?

update: more saul bass! a children's book he illustrated. the answer? they would be more awesome-er. more saul bass title sequences including psycho, alien, the man with the golden arm, cape fear, and more. via drawn!...

forgetting sarah marshall

...was so so good! it was really sweet - jason segel is so adorable in it - and really really funny. the supporting cast is really good ("you sound like you're from lon-don!") and the rock opera puppet musical is...

iron man

...was awesome! it was so much fun and i must read the ultimates again. also? the incredible hulk? can't wait....

who is responsible for this

someone please explain to me why jake gyllenhaal is going to be the lead in the prince of persia movie. then explain to me why ben barnes (prince caspian in prince caspian) was not cast instead. and don't give me...

indy 4

i liked it. the end. just kidding. ok it had problems - a couple of times i was taken out of the movie by how ridiculous things were getting or a line that was over the top, but overall? it...

north by northwest

i saw 'north by northwest' for the first time tonight at the egyptian and i didn't expect it to be so funny! or so semi-risque!...

kung fu panda

it was really good. really funny, beautiful to look at - cute animals, great action sequences...go see it!...

jumper

worst. movie. ever. which is really disappointing because the trailer looked so awesome. i wanted to like it - i was so excited when it came out. but - ugh. i mean, the action sequences were really cool - but...

silent comedy classics

last night meghan and i went to the orpheum to see the last offering in the la conservancy's last remaining seats series. they showed pay day, get out and get under and the navigator with live accompaniment on the theatre's...