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in my country we have a problem/and that problem is transport

this morning i decided i could no longer stand my duvet. it's lovely and i like how it looks and it's weight and how it makes me feel like i'm sleeping under a big fluffly cloud...but the damn thing REFUSES...

what? just me?

during 'king kong' last night (which was awesome), carl denham says to ann darrow, 'i'm someone you can trust. i'm a movie producer.' i immediately and completely involuntarily 'HA!!'-ed, putting the full force of my diaphragm behind the guffaw. it...

2 movies & ...so which one was the poppee again?

last night charlie and i hit a double feature in evanston - '16 blocks', the new bruce willis/mos def thriller and 'night watch', the incredibly popular and incredibly awesomely-subtitled russian fantasy/horror movie. both were pretty good and i'm excited to...

bubble tea, hold the bubbles & another moment for posterity

at lunchtime charlie and i made a bubble tea run up to BeBoBa at western and addison. i bought a round for my coworkers - mine had no bubbles, of course, because the last thing i want when i'm enjoying...

please not pyramid head

there is some freaky ass silent hill shit happening in my hallway right now. the cfl on my landing is almost out and is only flickering occasionally. and creepily. and ominously. i got into my apartment as fast as my...

a moment of confusion/horror

i am positive i started eating that piece of pizza. i took a bite from the end and then a bite of crust (from the far end) as always. yet i pick up the plate to eat more and the...

buyers remorse, or, shoulda kept the tibook

kara: if the macbook air had a 2200x1600 res screen or whatever my dell has, i'd buy one in an instant, lack of processing power or optical drive be damned kara: the lack of screen real estate is the...