the time: 7:30.
the place: eric & jon’s.
the show: antiques roadshow.
the appraiser: richard madley.
his hair and outfit: ridiculous

kara: pfffft! ha ha ha ha ha

eric: his name is DICK!

jon: i want dick madly!

eric: ha ha – c’mon now

jon: …no really, i need to get some furniture appraised.