courtesy of ‘amish in the city’ (probably not exact):
amish guy: abraham lincoln ate fatback for breakfast every day of his life.
not-amish girl: yeah, well i bet he died at, like, 30.
amish guy: i don’t think that’s why he died.
corollary:
from ‘Abraham Lincoln’ by Eric, Grade 1:
Abraham Lincoln was born in a log cabin. I was not there.
pertinent link: amish heat