travis: how long has it been since you had real chocolate?

antonio: well…i haven’t had milk knowingly for…five years

travis: i don’t know what i’d do if i couldn’t have milk! i love it! i eat milk and pizza at the same time!

kara: ewwwwww

antonio: it’s not natural! it’s just…wrong!

travis: what do you mean?

antonio: milk is meant to take a calf to a cow in a few weeks. we’re the only species that drinks another animal’s milk! it’s wrong!

[skeptical noises from everyone else]

antonio: serious! look, you don’t see koalas running up to gorillas and sucking on their gorilla teats!

prince throws in his two cents: animal kingdom (first verse)

(*quote from arnold schwarzenegger)