kara: (eats ham from plastic package)
kara: (and it’s delicious)
pat: haha
pat: i thought you had tons of leftover ham!
pat: why from a plastic package?
pat: (also, in my mind, you are holding the plastic package with both hands, biting down on the top and tearing the ham out cartoon style)
kara: all of the leftover ham is in the big pot of awesome split pea soup maria made
pat: ooo
kara: your vision of my ham-eating is pretty close
kara: i have zero table manners when i eat by myself
pat: my vision was more of an idealized fantasy
pat: so i’m glad to hear it
kara: your idealized fantasy of your girlfriend eating is that she does it in the manner of a cartoon animal?
kara: dude, i have to maybe reevaluate things here