post-dinner, laden with unwanted leftovers and in search of a homeless person to whom we could offer free food, how many homeless people did we see after walking around for 15 minutes? NONE. WTF. we started studying every person we saw, judging whether they seemed homeless. none did. none were. frustrated:

me: this is ridiculous!

jula: usually there are – i mean, this is hollywood.

terry: where are they? i can’t believe we can’t find a single homeless person! where are they hiding?? …is there an app for that?