pat: are uh, the coldplay guy and gwyneth married yet? eric: no, I read in Cosmo, they’re on the outs
pat: are uh, the coldplay guy and gwyneth married yet?
eric: no, I read in Cosmo, they’re on the outs
It’s true! You can tell because of their body language. She’s holding a coffee instead of his hand or something. Or I dunno, maybe it was Halle Berry and that Eric Bidet guy?
…bidet?
wow. he’s not lying. Eric really is up-to-date on the celebs and Cosmo. Let’s hope he read the REALLY important articles…
It’s true! You can tell because of their body language. She’s holding a coffee instead of his hand or something. Or I dunno, maybe it was Halle Berry and that Eric Bidet guy?
…bidet?
wow. he’s not lying. Eric really is up-to-date on the celebs and Cosmo. Let’s hope he read the REALLY important articles…