eric: mike thinks that “revenge is a dish best served cold” was coined by the writers of star trek
kara: uh…i think that’s been around for awhile
eric: yeah that’s what i told him.
eric: i came up with this new philosophical concept. it’s called “prevenge”
kara: …i can guess what that is
eric: basically you just assume everyone will screw you over at some point, so you get them first!
aaron: i think there’s another word for that. it’s called “schizophrenia”