eric: mike thinks that “revenge is a dish best served cold” was coined by the writers of star trek

kara: uh…i think that’s been around for awhile

eric: yeah that’s what i told him.

eric: i came up with this new philosophical concept. it’s called “prevenge”

kara: …i can guess what that is

eric: basically you just assume everyone will screw you over at some point, so you get them first!

aaron: i think there’s another word for that. it’s called “schizophrenia”