kara: where is zump?

eric: he’s on the bed

eric: lying on his side

kara: which side

eric: (i like how we talk about zump as if he were a real person)

eric: his port side

kara: lol

eric: in nautical terms

behold, more evidence of my lameness – or actually, i guess we both come off as pretty idiotic.

…is this even funny at all to anyone except me? i don’t think even eric finds this amusing. cripes. loser –> me