Oh Japan.

Presenting the Pink Seal Charm “Ouch!” Lovely Pink Seal Taser – “The most Kawaii Stun Gun ever!” The ad copy is gold:

Who imagines this lovely seal is a stun gun? It gives an electric shock to a naughty guy trying to touch you.

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:: Important notice ::
Don’t use it to a person who has a heart disease.
Don’t put it on the delicate part of body.

via Eric