Oh my god. I don’t even know what to say. All I keep thinking is, “Jeeeeeesus. …JEEEESUUUUUSSSS.” The horror. Read it here. Excerpt below, but it really doesn’t do it justice.

Backstory: the recipient of this email thought the first date was ‘horrendous’ and wanted nothing more to do with this guy. I’m sure you will not be surprised by her decision after reading the email.

I suggest that we continue to go out and see what happens. Needless to say, I find you less appealing now (given that you haven’t returned my messages) than I did at our first date. However, I would be willing to go out with you again. I’m open minded and flexible and am willing to give you the benefit of the doubt. I wish you would give me the benefit of the doubt too. If you don’t want to go out again, in my opinion, you would be making a big mistake, perhaps one of the biggest mistakes in your life.