kara: really doing my best to avoid writing this paper

eric: what about?

kara: much ado about nothing

kara: due tomorrow

kara: not real long but i have no idea what to write about

eric: ohh

eric: hm

eric: just do one about all shakespeare’s sexual puns

eric: you can call it “Big Pun: I Ain’t A Player (I Just Crush A Lot)”

kara: uhhhh I don’t know if that counts as an ‘analysis question’