
behold, the most perfectly formed ejecta pattern ever. this reminds me of something (all too easy)…what (blast ’em!) could (nerf herder) it (rebel scum) be (that’s no moon, it’s a space station!)?
behold, the most perfectly formed ejecta pattern ever. this reminds me of something (all too easy)…what (blast ’em!) could (nerf herder) it (rebel scum) be (that’s no moon, it’s a space station!)?
check out this pineapple pillow from linens ‘n things. are you kidding me? kudos to the photographer for taking the picture with that big seam up front and center. and i quote:
This LNT Home Pineapple Pillow makes a great conversation piece for use with any décor.
ANY décor? really??
kara: who would want this
andrew: wtf, indeed i do not know
andrew: you are what you…sleep on?
kara: ha prickly and…uh
andrew: pinepillow?
andrew: pilapple?
kara: sounds sort of like falafel
andrew: plapple?
kara: PLAPPLE
andrew: not sure where the L comes from, but i think we have a winner
andrew: “honey, can you pass me my plapple?” response:
andrew: “get your own” or rather “get your own plapple”
kara: plapple should be the new word for the confused noise one makes when confronted with a questionable design choice
andrew: i like your idea
andrew: slight head-cocking should accompany
andrew: plapple?
kara: she has plastic flamingoes in her yard! oh man, talk about a plapple!
kara: straight woman: what do you think of this zebra print hat with a REAL zebra head on the top? isn’t it SO lion king mid 90s?
kara: gay male friend: oh HONEY no…plapple city! [insert stereotypical loose-wristed hand flip here]
andrew: wow lol plapple city
andrew: like circuit city but with more plapple
[…]
andrew: “plapple.com” is available.
bounce on bosoms to win a prize at bikini bounce
if you don’t already read eric’s site, i direct your attention to the recent flurry of comments over girls/guys gone wild/mild. this and eric’s declaration of superhero amore has resulted in a lot (read: more than 2 comments) of interesting feedback…and geek facts.
yesterday i received my copy of wil wheaton’s second book, ‘just a geek’. so far, it is incredible. i almost missed my el stop this morning because i was so engrossed in the first chapter. his first book, ‘dancing barefoot’, was surprisingly evocative for so few pages, and so far ‘just a geek’ is delivering too.
in chapter one wil mentions how his grammar has improved over the past few years. i can’t help but think that my grammar is awful. i don’t really know what a ‘passive voice’ is, but i’m pretty sure i use it all the time…maybe even in this sentence? all i can say is that grammar was never really stressed during my formative years. i could write better than most of the students in my school so i think my teachers left me alone (to my own detriment). any writing skill or ‘style’ i might of had was a result of reading in every spare moment, even while walking from the bus to the school.
bonus: ‘spiderman: the peril of doc ock’ in legos!
amazing. so fucking cool. unbelievably awesome. see it immediately.
for once, the critics are right…the second is so much better than the first. which is not to say, of course, that the first one wasn’t good. because it was – ‘spiderman 2’ is just SO GOOD. this is a fully fleshed out movie with deeper characters, a more exciting plot and great b-storylines. AND, lots of fun sam raimi camera stunts.
hahahahaha oh come on.
check out this led flashlight!!!! hooray!
as someone who is pretty paranoid about teeth, this toothbrush purifier seems right up my alley…or maybe i could just like…ok i was going to put in some sort of witty remark there, but i can’t think of anything so…so…shut it.
get the ball through the rising barrier-thingy. trust me, it’s more fun that it sounds.
if you haven’t seen/used them yet, check out the super jewel boxes at jewelboxing. if i ever got my butt in gear and actually made a reel, this is what i’d use for the packaging.
also check out the examples + inspirations section. lots of cool stuff, including one guy who printed all of his inserts and labels with a letterpress. damn. that guy is kick-ass.