katie: yay. saturday will be fun! you can wear my mini dress.
kara: woo!
kara: well we’ll see
kara: i might wear my usual uniform of tshirt and jeans
kara: you know – like, this is me. as i usually am. take it or leave it
katie: thats sweet… or you could skank it up!! jk (don’t do that)
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eric: did you see that velcro pic?
kara: YES
kara: it is cool
eric: too bad they can’t make velcro that big
eric: might be scary though i guess
kara: that would be a neat art installation
kara: giant velcro you have to work together with others to pull apart
eric: it would probably make a cool sound
kara: yeah
kara: have to be in a padded room tho
kara: because everyone will fall over when it rips free
eric: whoops!
eric: shrimp on a treadmill!
kara: HA
eric: look at him skitter!
kara: duct tape backpack!!!
eric: right
eric: for “extra load”
kara: lol
eric: couldn’t they have just used a jumbo shrimp?
kara: ha
eric: this will probably be a game show in japan soon
eric: loser gets eaten
dawn: amy will have some plastic cameras at the sale
kara: sweet!
dawn: you and katie can fight over them
kara: ha
kara: maybe amy can sell tix to the fight
dawn: good idea!
kara: katie says we need a mud pit
dawn: we’ll see what we can do
* the ‘yates’ is a patented maneuver wherein katie punches/smashes her opponent in the forehead with a beer can
update: there was no fight, but there was a lot of liquor before noon.
…because i guess it’s counter to their own interests, if you know what i mean.
[looking at a NFP abortion fund site]
eric: what’s the ED Report
kara: executive director
eric: reminds me of Erectile Dysfunction
kara: i think it’s weird looking too
kara: LOL
kara: yeah
kara: but i guess this is a familiar acronym in the world of not-for-profits
eric: more ED means less abortions!
kara: this server is awesome
kara: the —– one i mean
andrew: yeah
kara: josh gave me an awesome password too
andrew: yeah?
kara: t3hbrugst@
kara: LOL
andrew: haha
andrew: nice
andrew: i think mine is isuckballs
andrew: not nearly as fun
eric: http://www.ep.tc/siff-posters/index.html
eric: the golden age of syphilis!
eric: whoa i like 7/20
eric: it looks like a franz ferdinand album
eric: that’s what they should call their 3rd album
eric: Syphilis!
kara: as old as creation!
kara: lol
eric: 20/20 is great too
kara: 13,000 between 11 and 15?!?
kara: wtf?
eric: “The Great Crippler” would be a fantastic album title
kara: what does syphilis do exactly
kara: i don’t even know
eric: well i read in vice magazine one time that either syphilis or gonareaha (sp?) is basically the same as a UTI
eric: forget which one
kara: ew
eric: but isn’t syphilis the one that makes you crazy later
kara: hm i think ‘the clap’ is the one that causes burning urination
eric: like on House?
kara: but i don’t know which one is the clap
kara: yeah, syphilis makes you crazy
eric: ok, and i think “the clap” is another name for gonnareah?
kara: like in the baroque cycle
kara: is it?
eric: good then, that’s sorted
kara: LOL this is the best conversation ever
eric: hehe
eric: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gonorrhea
eric: incidentally, how come there is not a band called “The Clap”
eric: it would work so well with all those other “The Something” band names
kara: LOL
kara: your band should be ‘the clap’
eric: maybe make it harder to get groupies to have sex with you tho
update: ok get this – there actually is a band called ‘the clap‘. sorry eric. you’ll have to find a different name for your band.
checking out at the music store in lincoln square:
charlie: [gestures to poster-covered wall behind the register] what’s up with them? they’re everywhere lately.
kara: uh….[looks at poster wall] who?
charlie: [gestures to wall] tapes ‘n tapes
kara: [looking at poster wall] oh. uh…yeah i got that from aaron but i’ve only listened to it once…
[pause]
kara: …what are you pointing at?
charlie: the tapes ‘n tapes poster!
kara: …
charlie: right THERE!
kara: WHERE
charlie: [points at poster just above a tall stack of boxes] THERE with the TREES on it
kara: OH – from where i’m standing, i can only see the very tops of the ‘t’s
charlie: [squats way down to my height] oh…yeah. sorry.
eric: hehe, jon sent me some mp3s of this band
eric: they sound alright but all their song titles are like, too damn clever for their own good
eric: it’s like they were all “we like death cab, but we want people to know that we are even more clever than them” or something
kara: ha
eric: “the art of everyday communications part one”
kara: oh jeez
eric: “the yellow smoke of progress”
eric: i want to write a song called “i wanted to write a song with the most emo title ever but this is all i could come up with (on such short notice)”
kara: what i did today
chris: what i did