i redeemed some of my discover card cashback bonus today. huzzah! i always forget it exists and then it’s like free money – and shopping spree time! except this go-round, i traded in my bonus for a $45 CVS gift card so i can pay for my birth control.

i can’t tell if this is something that should make me feel proud and responsible, or just sort of old and pathetic. maybe it would be easier to decide if i were actually seeing any action, if you know what i’m sayin’ [wink wink nudge nudge].

…aaaaand all of my relatives who read this just gouged out their mind’s eye.