kara: EVERYONE HAS SEEN KNOCKED UP EXCEPT FOR ME

kara: GAH

jon: ?

jon: who?!

kara: everyoneeeeee

jon: i’m sorry

jon: i thought you said

jon: EVERYONE HAS BEEN KNOCKED UP EXCEPT FOR ME

eric: i have my aim logging to an encrypted volume on my new USB drive too

eric: there are all sort of “portable” versions of apps that keep all their settings and profile data on the USB drive entirely

eric: but mainly pc only that i am aware of

eric: not sure how it would work with mac

kara: i’m not real concerned about that sort of thing i guess

eric: yeah, mainly i am just excited about the possibility of having all my aim logs unified

kara: i don’t like to keep logs

kara: incriminating

eric: ah

eric: encrypted though!

kara: why would i need to look at them later?

eric: well i use them for work occasionally

eric: like “what did he say to do?”

eric: or i can say like:

eric: 3/26/07 (11:56:27 AM) Kara: maybe chorizo has displaced al pastor as my favorite mexican meat

eric: incriminating!

man, now i want some chorizo. i wonder what my cousin is making for dinner tonight.

jon: you know what movie was really good from last year? “pandora’s box”. did you guys see that?

kara: hm…no, but it sounds familiar. what was it about?

jon: it was amazing – it was like the best movie last year. it was spanish. really great; you should see it.

pat: yeah, i don’t think i’ve heard of this one.

cecile: who was in it?

jon: ehhh, i can’t think of any of their names. but it was so. good. you have to see this movie.

kara: oh man, i can’t believe i haven’t heard of this. “pandora’s box”…was it like, a retelling of the myth?

jon: no, it was sort of like a fairy tale and it had these amazing special effects. i think it was directed by the guy who did “21 grams”. or cuarón. one of those guys that are all friends with each other.

kara: …wait, guillermo del toro? …”pan’s labyrinth”?

[long silence]

jon: …yeah. that one. …whatever, it was a good movie.

mom: i think i’ll go over to grandma’s – put a little more dirt in the plant that i repotted for her then bring her home

kara: i have little plants i need to repot

kara: i will bring them home next weekend

mom: ok – i have the violets to repot too

mom: we’ll have a pot party!!

kara: L

kara: O

kara: L

katie: he dated her for like six years and it turned out that she was gay, then he started dating nako and it happened to him again.

ryan: man if that happened to me…i’d never date another girl again.

[awkward silence. kareem suddenly points at ryan and starts laughing.]

ryan: no! i mean – i’d never date anyone ever again!

erin: i’ve really got to get off myspace.

katie: i know! me too!

erin: let’s just do it! let’s get off together!

The Shirt

The shirt touches his neck
and smooths over his back.
It slides down his sides.
It even goes down below his belt—
down into his pants.
Lucky shirt.

-Jane Kenyon

via verbal privilege via 3quarksdaily

re: retouching photos for an ad

antonio: so which did you…?

james: i didn’t touch the child…i didn’t touch the father.

[room goes silent. long pause.]

cecile: he looks really gay in the photo though

cecile: that shirt is not very attractive

kara: yes

kara: quite gay

kara: is he gay?

cecile: he’s married with 3 kids

cecile: british or gay. it should be a new game show

a friend’s mom told her this when she was young:

If it feels good, it must be good for you!

pat: btw

pat: LOVE the myspace pic

pat: very hip

pat: you’d fit right in out here in LA

kara: thanks!

kara: …oh man, is that an insult or a compliment?