‘point break’ comes on right after csi and the opening credits begin:
[waves crash on a beach]
eric: hey, this movie starts just like ‘american history x’!
[cut to guy surfing]
eric: well…not now. but it would be great if they edited this into the beginning of ‘american history x’! desaturated it and slipped it in there…
kara: …
mark: alright, i’m driving this guy home
jon: no, i’m driving him home, if you know what i mean. [whispers] sodomy!
eric: she’s broke. only $80 to her name or something like that
kara: don’t you have like -$3000 to your name?
eric: yeah, but i use a different style of accounting than she does. it’s called the “Oh Shit Method”
antonio: you can’t make chicken salad out of chicken shit.
kara: right now on the WB: a new show’s premiere – ‘beauty and the geek’! it’s AWESOME
jon: oh my god kara! they made a show about your life!
any guesses as to what is happening here?
antonio: gently, nigel. gently!
nigel: i don’t think this is going to work
antonio: just keep tapping
…
antonio: no – gently nigel. you don’t want them to explode!
kara: look! another gray hair! geez, where are these all coming from?! you used to have like, two and now they’re everywhere!!
*pluck*
*pluck*
*failed pluck*
*failed pluck*
eric: ow!
kara: sorry! i’ll get it this time…
…*failed pluck*
eric: [twists away] i can’t hear ‘family guy’!
kara: i’msorryi’msorry!
eric: HEY – i probably got some down in my pants too – why don’t you go paw around in there?! huh? …TAKE A GOOD LOOK!
kara: adult rpgs?!
eric: what about a live-action adult rpg?
kara: isn’t that just “a fantasy”? i just don’t understand the point of an online erotic rpg
kara: i guess i’m just imagining something like those text-adventures i played
kara: i mean, ‘
look‘… i don’t know – ‘GOBLIN. touch goblin.‘eric: ‘
touch goblin penis‘!kara:: ha! and then like, ‘
i don't know _touch goblin penis_‘eric: ‘
fellate goblin‘!
eric: can you hear? [covers ear with hand]
kara: yes.
eric: can you hear? [presses harder]
kara: yes.
eric: can you hear the tv?
kara: yes. my other ear isn’t blocked.
eric: how about now? [sticks finger in ear]
kara: ew! gross! don’t stick your finger in my ear!
[struggle ensues]
kara: no! get away!
eric: what’s wrong? is my finger diseased now that it’s been in your ear?
[menaces with finger]
kara: no, but…ew! stop! don’t…touch…! unclean! unclean!!
eric: i washed it!
kara: what? your finger??
eric: my whole hand!…BOTH of them!
huh. this isn’t as funny written out. guess you had to be there. sorry. i’m lame.
mark: sidenote… so many cute southern protestant women. Most I could never date though.
kara: oh. illegal?
mark: worse. moral.