Archives for category: I must retire to my nerdery

headline reads: Now even the CEO can edit the company Website!

kara: did you see that ad at the bottom left?

kara: the headline strikes fear into the heart of developers everywhere

kara: what developer is going to buy that?

kara: that is HORRIFYING.

eric: what ceo wants to edit the website anyway?

eric: don’t they have better things to do?

eric: like coke and whores?

kara: you’d think

kara: that’s what i’d be doing if i were a ceo

eric: i think i might actually get involved with the site

eric: but only out of a perverse desire to screw with developers

eric: just think how much trouble you could cause if you actually did know what you were doing

kara: ha

kara: what schemes would you concoct?

eric: hmmm

eric: i think just removing random close tags would keep people guessing

eric: transposing letters in php variables

eric: string -> srting – something like that would take a while to find.

kara: LOL

kara: that is SO MEAN

eric: i know. i’m just kidding

eric: anyway, it’s probably way more destructive when real ceos screw things up

eric: cause eventually i’d be able to tell people exactly what i did, but they’d have no clue what they’re doing.

kara: ah. they’d be like, uh….huh? you needed those dollar signs?

kara: or whatever

eric: yeah – i opened it in word to take a look and then when i saved it all the line breaks got weird!

sweet holy god, LOOK AT THIS!

sonnet offers CPU upgrading for the tibook i own. my beloved tibook that stopped a 50 pound dvd cabinet, the tibook that has no recordable optical drive, but i love him anyway, the tibook that i will never part with because he is so beautiful and the new aluminum ones look cheap and generic like an airbrushed regional department store model.

for christmas this year, my tibook is getting a new brain!

i just noticed that i’ve hit 1001 photos posted to flickr. for those of you that aren’t quite as hopeless as me, let me point out that 1001 is all ones and zeros. it’s binary. converted to the decimal system it equals ‘9’.

nerd, party of one?

p.s. – i like how the title of this entry is all numbers and if you have the proper font for my h3 tags, the numbers are slightly shorter and the tail on the 9 descends below the baseline. hm, if only i knew of some typography nerds who read this website and could tell me the proper terms for all of this…

i’m not saying i except tech support people to be gods. i don’t expect them to know everything about everything. but when i go to a tech support guy at a hosting company with a question, the last thing i expect to get in return is the dude asking me how i figured out what my php config settings were in the first place.

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i mean, maybe the guy just doesn’t know php. maybe he’s more into like, the intricacies of IIS or apache or asp.NET or something. actually what i mean is: i hope php isn’t his normal milieu, because if it is, this hosting company has to rethink its hiring practices. isn’t looking at your php config pretty much a programming basic? you know, along the lines of reading out the values of an array or writing a loop or looking at the source of a webpage? fellow nerds? am i right?

update: the guy admits he’s not a php expert, then proceeds to tell me that his superior says OperationX just flat-out doesn’t work in the way that i said it does. in the way that i KNOW it does, since it works on two other servers at two other completely different hosting companies. the best he can muster is that maybe those other companies are using an older version of php. they’re not, it’s the same, and one of the first things i checked. then he tells me that they don’t support ‘coding issues.’ am i talking to myself here? the EXACT SAME THING works on at least TWO INDEPENDENT SERVERS at TWO DIFFERENT HOSTING COMPANIES.

so thanks for nothing, tech support. guess i’m moving the client to a different hosting company. you do not live up to your company’s name.

so far tivo is pretty great. the dvr only has one tuner though, but i got it for free so i’m not complaining. so far the tivo suggestions thing has known that i like mythbusters and has recorded a really good episode of the cosby show for me. the best part, actually is the rewinding of live tv. now if i see, oh, say a really funny bumper on adult swim, i don’t have to make a lame attempt to explain it to eric, i can just show him. hooray for tivo!

i finally have all of my photos transfered to flickr, and buying a flickr pro account plus downgrading my hosting plan (no more hosting all of those photos on my server) is saving me a few bucks a year. i am quite impressed with flickr’s tag system and notes. also i’ve already had some of my photos tagged as favorites by people i’ve never met! so far i think this is a far more interesting way to make new acquaintences online than social-networking sites like friendster and myspace. thanks ian!

for those of you that use flickr, do you think it’s super? should i use it instead of hosting my photos on my own site?

update: after some vigourous IMing with ian, i’ve decided to jump on the flickr bandwagon. i did some figuring and even with getting a pro account, i’ll save $35 a year by being able to switch to a lower hosting plan. ian, you really should be a salesman.

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i’ve ordered tivo.

i swear i wasn’t planning to, but i went to the website and saw that they were offering boxes free (shipping included) with a 12 month subscription and i couldn’t let it go, particularly since as of yesterday eric and i have real full-service cable. i am inordinately excited, but that’s usual for me when gadgets are involved.

when i was in high school and trying to decide what i wanted to study at university i toyed with several different areas of study. one of them was archaeology. i ended up entering college with an undecided major (and would later transfer to rtvf). in the college of arts & sciences two freshman seminars were required and for my first (and only) i chose one in the field of geology. the seminar was about the effect of geology and geographical location on the development of societies and dovetailed nicely with my potential major. the main text for the seminar, Guns, Germs, and Steel: the Fates of Human Societies. At the time, that book was the most interesting thing i’d ever read. later i took courses in anthropology and archaeology and learned about the maya, evolution and zooarchaeology. i suppose you could say i was stoking the fires of my interest in the development of my species.

today eric gave me a link to an article that originally appeared in Discover magazine that is along the same lines. it is about the supposed ‘biggest mistake’ to have occurred in the history of humanity – the abandonment of a hunter-gatherer–based society for an agrarian one. if you are interested in anthropology or the history of humanity in general, i think you’ll find the article pretty thought-provoking.

got my new (used) game boy sp and it’s super-neat. the guy i bought it from included the ac adapter/charger, case and 2 games! so far i’m totally sucking at mario 3 (to be expected…did i mention i’m really not that good at video games?) but loving the backlit screen and rechargable battery. i’m also enjoying the case of beer henry gave me for my old game boy advance.

hooray for gadgets!

this phone is awesome. it’s the sexiest piece of machinery i’ve ever held in my hands. it’s thinner than i thought it would be and the screen looks amazing. the menus are easy to navigate and although the flat keypad was a little weird-feeling at first, i’m already used to it and in love. in love with a phone. now my tibook will have something to talk to about its aircraft-grade hotness. i can’t believe i actually ordered a different phone first. how wrong i was. considering getting/making a case for it similar to ben’s sunglasses-bag trick for his sony ericsson. i feel both wonderfully decadent and ashamedly disgusted with myself for owning this phone. ah, guily pleasures.