pat: OH!
pat: i need to go get tacos!
kara: oooo
pat: yeah, i go to this taco shop that all the immigrants hang out at
pat: it’s delicious
pat: and i think i’m the only one with a social security card for blocks
pat: it’s SOOOO good
Archives for category: quotes
eric: if you ever get together with ben gibbard you have to make him promise never to write a song about you
eric: where he uses more than 10 words that each have more than 4 syllables
kara: LOL
eric: “your elementary particles, convalescing on the FLOOOOOOOOR”
kara: OTF
eric: “can you say antidisestablishementarianism a little MOOOOOORE?”
update: corollary
via IM:
me: dude. let’s play some tomato tennis
travis: hahahhaha – that’s basically like making ketchup on people’s faces!
me: all the more reason to do it!
eric: i like wil wheatons thing about the disposable mp3 player. that sounds good
kara: ?
eric: that is like what i’ve been saying there should be for YEARS now.
eric: http://suicidegirls.com/news/geek/15147/
eric: they also should make disposable cell phones, for if you lose or misplace yours.
eric: walk into walgreens, buy a disposable phone, punch in your account number and you are set!
eric: or i dunno, maybe you have to call cust service to verify identity.
eric: probably can’t have that tho cause it would help the terrorists or something
kara: right
eric: all with their improvised explosive devices and what not
kara: right
eric: and their hippety-hop music
kara: well seriously, i mean aren’t just regular watches and clocks helping terrorists?
kara: providing them with a cheap and easy way to buy timing devices?
eric: you know what else? freedom!
kara: time should be outlawed! chronology hates freedom!
eric: when time is outlawed, only outlaws will be on time
last week across from the western avenue brown line, next to the delicious opart thai house, i saw new grocery-store-special-style butcher paper signs in the windows of the (ex?) B.P. video (purveyor of adult videos, most certainly). they said:
CHUBBY WIENERS IS COMING TO TOWN
IT WILL HAPPEN SOON
hot crackers, is this guy’s portfolio awesome. you can find it at okaydave.com and it’s the best online portfolio i’ve ever seen. he uses after effects and flash to create a portfolio that is actually interesting and gives the visitor insight into his creative process. in the logos section you rollover the detail images and can see handwritten notes about the logo and it’s development. for each project he includes a video where he explains the entire project and his ideas going into it, its evolution and the final product.
you can also visit his professional site to read his journal and look at past projects he did while in school (most of which became paid projects that you can see on okaydave.com). okaydave.com has only been live for a month and has already won several awards, and deservedly so.
update:
eric: man he plays guitar and draws a comic strip too. when does this guy find time to masturbate? or urinate for that matter?! he must have a sketchpad hanging over the toilet!
kara: i just used ‘twee’ in everyday conversation. i don’t think anyone knew what i meant
kara: i’m ahead of the curve!
kara: …the dork curve!
eric: i think that’s a valid word to use, but yeah not everybody is gonna know it
eric: like among some groups it probably gets over used. belle & sebastian fans, for instance
eric: they’re all: “How was your bowel movement?”
eric: “Oh, it was kind of twee I guess”
at antonio’s birthday lunch at reza’s:
charlie: [in the middle of telling a gruesome story] …and then a car clipped his head – got him right here [gestures to under his jaw]. he caught just the edge of the bumper.
[various noises of disgust and horror from around the table]
kara: so…was he ok?
charlie: oh he was fine – but his life was ruined.
kara: where is zump?
eric: he’s on the bed
eric: lying on his side
kara: which side
eric: (i like how we talk about zump as if he were a real person)
eric: his port side
kara: lol
eric: in nautical terms
behold, more evidence of my lameness – or actually, i guess we both come off as pretty idiotic.
…is this even funny at all to anyone except me? i don’t think even eric finds this amusing. cripes. loser –> me
travis: how long has it been since you had real chocolate?
antonio: well…i haven’t had milk knowingly for…five years
travis: i don’t know what i’d do if i couldn’t have milk! i love it! i eat milk and pizza at the same time!
kara: ewwwwww
antonio: it’s not natural! it’s just…wrong!
travis: what do you mean?
antonio: milk is meant to take a calf to a cow in a few weeks. we’re the only species that drinks another animal’s milk! it’s wrong!
[skeptical noises from everyone else]
antonio: serious! look, you don’t see koalas running up to gorillas and sucking on their gorilla teats!
prince throws in his two cents: animal kingdom (first verse)
(*quote from arnold schwarzenegger)